Almost Pizza

"You could put tofu on a pizza and still legally call it a pizza."

some one please make a gif of...
1. Bill Hader at :59
2. The slice of pizza Terminatoring it self back together and scuttling under the fridge.

Tori Spelling is Pizzalicious

The New York Post recently reported that Tori Spelling ordered Domino's pizza at a recent book release party at Highbar lounge. She arrived late (maybe after all the hors d'oeuvres were gone) because she had promised to sign every book at Borders.  Spelling's Rep said "Signing all those copies left Spelling hungry: She ordered a Domino's pizza during the party and wolfed down three slices."

Domino's?! Really? It is true that the menu at Highbar is not that impressive but surely someone could have suggested a better place to order pizza than a Domino's. Google Maps tells me that there is a Famous Original Ray's Pizza just one block away, even that would be better, right?

Forget Tori Spelling, let's talk Donna Martin. There was a girl who knew what was up with pizza! In this clip from Beverly Hills 90210 Donna is more interested in pizza than having sex with her boyfriend. Remember?  HA!